Monday, March 20, 2006

Canadian Snowboard Outlet



If a third world war will be between McGyver and Chuck Norris, the fourth will be with slingshots. (Mafiaboy)

My Hubby Wears My Girdle



MacGyver as a child tied the bike with the DNA chain. (LeftHanded)

Nursery Rhyme Brand Clothing



MacGyver threw an apple at the head of Newton. (Aniello)

Thursday, March 16, 2006

How To Change Battery To An Oral B



During the Cold War U.S. and Soviet Union vied for those who had managed the first to land on the moon. Of course the U.S. won. With the help of MacGyver. And a million clothespins. And an elastic band. (anonymous)

Thursday, March 9, 2006

My Scooter Belt Keeps Breaking



MacGyver constructed a cassette recorder to see. Fruit. (GabryPK)

What Can I Do About A Dry Nose



God gave St. Peter the keys of heaven and MacGyver boxcutter the Swiss, so he could enter when he wanted. (Peppe)

Monday, March 6, 2006

Bilirubin Lvls And Hiv



When Christopher Columbus discovered America, MacGyver had to hide behind a palm tree, with its Jet made of pots and baking soda, let us not be evil. (danelektro84)

Sunday, March 5, 2006

Kates Playground Best Of



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Saturday, March 4, 2006

Spider Baby Misty Mundae



When Pythagoras studied with the properties of the poles of the triangle, MacGyver was the next explaining how he had done on his scientific calculator. (DUI)

How Long Does Arm Pain Last From Tetnus



MacGyver count to infinity ... on the contrary. (athanasiusk)

Thursday, March 2, 2006

Brent Corrigan T-shirt



The Jiminy Cricket of MacGyver is quiet, listens and takes notes. (tripz)